Those Bitches.

Oracle.

Cell phones. They suck balls.

This chinese water torture shit.

Long-ass plane rides.

Production.

This.

Daycare.

This map.

That map.

Bouncers.

That game.

Fighting the camera. It's one of my biggest pet peeves with games.

Doing expenses. It's so complicated.

AT&T

When you go over to someone's house and they offer you coffee, but when you ask for cream, they pull out that fucking coffee-mate powder.

That little dangly thing on umbrellas.

The fact that it's gotten so petty and annoying.

Upstairs...it's where dreams go to die.

Music that sounds like an indie soundtrack.

That fuckin movie.

Scrolling for Illinois all the time.

Entering the ZIP Code and having to also enter the city and state.

When you order iced tea, and they don't bother to tell you that it's sweetened or flavored.

White people too. They suck.

Fucking Italians.

It when that happens.

That bitch.

Spaniards.

When there are so many chocolate chips, you can't eat it without getting chocolate all over your face.

Spring. It's just a big cock-tease.

People handing shit out on the street getting in my face.

Humans.

Earth.

Working out.

That fucking bitch.

Working on someone else’s bullshit.

The soft-talkers on NPR ... and their saliva mouth noises.

Putting this lotion on. It makes hands all greasy.

That show.

Dr Phil.

Dragon tales.

Barney.

The teletubbies.

That fucking helicopter.

Jay jay the jet plane.

Caillou.

Jimmy John’s.

Here.

When these things have been established so much.

Working every goddamn weekend.

When you just can’t seem to give them what they need.

That project.

Phishing scams.

Talking to people at the airline company.

This shit.

All the shit that people send you through Facebook.

Manstincts.

Her.

The 4th floor.

When you sit by someone only because it's crowded, then it clears out and you're still sitting next to them - you want to move seats, but it's awkward

When people fart on the train, without even trying to hold it back.

When pundits who support a candidate just repeat the candidate's talking points.

Headaches.

Cables.

Chase [bank].

Clicking on the wrong dock icon.

Lou Dobbs.

When those things get drawn out.

These next primaries.

That font.

Having to make something look bad.

Moving.

Planning weekends.

That guy.

Going underground where the Metra trains are idling in an enclosed area.

Writing interaction notes.

Vitamins.

The creators of Barney.

Watching kids shows, for an hour and a half, in the morning.

Sites that use a million fonts with no hierarchical structure.

Being yelled at.

Cabbies.

Tom Brady.

When you find a perfect picture and the angle is wrong.

The news media ... they're a bunch of fucking idiots.

Projects that never move beyond concepting.

Being in a tall chair and sitting up high.

Political coverage.

Being someone's punching bag.

People who think they are fucking genius.

People like that.

Zippers.